let’s bring back the term “cats” when referring to a group of people (i.e. “see you cats later”)
pros:
- it’s gender neutral
- you get the chance to look like a cool jazz musician
- you can compare all your friends to cats (always good)
cons:
- ????

It wouldn’t be a real birthday shout out without an embarrassing picture… With that out of the way, happiest of birthdays to my little brother! 😜💗💗
Thanks for being my life support; my source of laughter, my crying pillow, and my words of strength throughout the good and the bad. Double thanks for putting all of those jerks in place for me over the years 👊🏼 triple thanks for letting me get dibs on everything and QUADRUPLE thanks for answering all of my 4am phone calls to let me talk to somebody about girlie things (which I know is your favourite topic).
You’re my best friend and I love you more than you love tiramisu. Don’t be too much of a bad bitch on your 22nd boo-boo, k?😝
Love,
the better looking more intelligent sibling
- Lina XOXOXOOX
I don’t want to listen, it won’t make a difference, you don’t even care for me anymore. I don’t want your bullshit, I just want to smoke this, I don’t really care for you anymore.